The Bottom of the Problem

Just read a nice quote from a grindr profile:

Aanhin pa ang condom, kung pareho tayong bottom?

A "Bisexual" Tip

The tag "Bisexual" has become an "in" thing for a lot of gay men nowadays in Manila. And here's a tip for those who would like to strengthen their "bisexual" claim.

When receiving a blow job from another man, say these words at least three times, "Ang sarap pare, parang pekpek lang". Now say it with conviction, even if you have never tried fucking a woman's cunt in your whole life.

On Blow Job and Sympathies

Word for the Day:

Chupang-awa

An act of selflessness when one gives another person a fellatio even if the person is not worthy of it; usually done out of sympathy or perhaps, gratitude.

i.e. Hindi ko naman siya talaga type. Pero dahil mabait naman at nalilibugan, binigyan ko na lang ng "chupang awa"

Cock-mote

Kamote or Sweet Potato is rich in Vitamin A, C and fiber. Who doesn't like it, especially if it's shaped this way?

Young & Sexy

Got this photo from a facebook account. This kid looks like a boy to me. And with these FHM inspired photos, he/she made my weekend.

Inspired by Efren

I think Efren Penaflorida, the Filipino pushcart educator, named as CNN Hero of the year is really inspiring. His efforts to bring education to the poorest of children is worth the honor.

Now, I asky myself, how do I make a difference, lexuality style?

Here's my concept. I will build an informal training school for unemployed young men. Under my supervision, I will create a curriculum to teach these young men how to make Filipino gay men happy -- good massage, carry a decent conversation, be courteous and provide unforgettable bedroom service!

The school will also teach them proper grooming and train them with with physical fitness.

Such project will definitely generate income for these young men enough to get them out of the institutionalized system of poverty.

I just hope CNN will take notice of these efforts when I begin this project! Hehehe!

Gay Movie Titles

I received a text message with a list of interesting suggestions for gay movie titles. (Sorry for the non-Filipino speaking readers of this blog, I just can't translate these humorous lines in English)

* Wag Kang Kikibo, Ako Ang Susubo (A spin off of the Priscilla Almeda movie "Huwag kang Kikibo, Diyos ang Hihipo)

* Bukas Luluhod ang Mga Bakla (from the Sharon Cuneta classic "Bukas Luluhod ang Mga Tala")

* Totoy Mola Vs. Ben Tuwad

* Ikasa Mo, Dadapa Ako

* Sa Yo Ang Tahong, Aking ang Talong

And My Favorite...

* Sagad Hanggang Toncil