Ikaw ba si Lex Bonife?

Okay. I'm a year older again. 32 to be exact.

And every time I celebrate my birthday, I post something very personal in this blog.

At a bar, I met this very attractive young man. And after flirting with him making him hard and crave for more, I decided to invite him over to my place.

When we got into a well-lit area. He began to stare at my face. I thought for a while he had second thoughts in coming with me. I may not be attractive enough for his standards.

And then he said, "May kamukha ka"

"Sino?", I asked.

"Yung writer...Lex Bonife yata ang pangalan".

It took me a few seconds to react. I wasn't exactly comfortable with the situation. But before I had the chance to acknowledge the fact, he cut me.

"Pero hindi ikaw yun. Kasi pa-girl yung writer na yun e"

And when he articulated the phrase "pa-girl", I could tell there was a hint of disgust in his face.

That was about 2am. I was horny. And I wanted him in my bed. So I said lying through my teeth, "Ay, hindi ko kilala yun."

Afterwards, he got me all naked. He got the best of me. But I never admitted to him that I am Lex Bonife.

Things that we do when we are desperately horny.