Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ikaw ba si Lex Bonife?

Okay. I'm a year older again. 32 to be exact.

And every time I celebrate my birthday, I post something very personal in this blog.

At a bar, I met this very attractive young man. And after flirting with him making him hard and crave for more, I decided to invite him over to my place.

When we got into a well-lit area. He began to stare at my face. I thought for a while he had second thoughts in coming with me. I may not be attractive enough for his standards.

And then he said, "May kamukha ka"

"Sino?", I asked.

"Yung writer...Lex Bonife yata ang pangalan".

It took me a few seconds to react. I wasn't exactly comfortable with the situation. But before I had the chance to acknowledge the fact, he cut me.

"Pero hindi ikaw yun. Kasi pa-girl yung writer na yun e"

And when he articulated the phrase "pa-girl", I could tell there was a hint of disgust in his face.

That was about 2am. I was horny. And I wanted him in my bed. So I said lying through my teeth, "Ay, hindi ko kilala yun."

Afterwards, he got me all naked. He got the best of me. But I never admitted to him that I am Lex Bonife.

Things that we do when we are desperately horny.


edward said...

Happy Birthday, Sir Lex! May you get what you wish for and may our good Lord above continue to bless you with even more blessings, graces and good health. Stay happy!!!

zrpsur said...

can i ask which bar po?

BusinessClass said...

Similar experience Lex.

smile said...

happy birthday lex !

Anonymous said...

lucky you,lex.

Anonymous said...

happy birthday lex !