Friday, February 11, 2011

Confessions of a Cab Driver

I took a cab from abs-cbn to my place in ortigas. It was a red colored cab named "padrino". I sat at the back of the driver hoping for some quiet time after my taping. But the driver still initiated a conversation. He started off with how expensive the gas price is nowadays and how dangerous the lpg engine is to the health of the driver. Then he began to ask me a question:


Driver: may asawa na po kayo sir?

Lex: wala pa. Hindi pa naman kinakasal ang mga bakla sa pilipinas.

Driver: a ganoon po ba kayo? Hindi ko po nahalata. Buti pa kayo hindi kayo nahihiya umamin. Yung iba kasi nagtatago pa.

Lex: ako naman ang nagpapakain sa sarili ko. Hindi ko kailangan mahiya sa kung ano ang pagkatao ko.

Driver: Alam nyo sir nakatira na ho ako ng bakla.

I started to become curious and from the rear view mirror, i took a glance at the face of the driver. TrUe enough, the driver was good looking. He had a symmetrical face with a lean body. And he continued to recall his story.

Driver: naging pasahero ko siya mula sa ortigas. Tapos niyaya niya ako mag inuman. Binayaran niya yung metro habang umiinom kami. gwapo yung bakla maganda yung katawan...

At this point i was really tempted to get the number of this alleged gay man, but i let the driver proceed withthe story.

Driver: tapos tinanong nya ako kung okay lang ba kung mag motel kami. Okay naman sa akin. Babayaran niya yung boundary ko e. Grabe siya. Ang galing niya magpigil. Siya naka tatlong putok tapos ako pinipigilan nya pag malapit na akong labasan...

Unfortunately, i was already in front of my building even before he finished his story. As i was about to get off, he quickly made an offer.

Driver: kayo sir? Gusto niyo?

Lex: hindi ako pwede. Magagalit ang boyfriend ko.

I decided not to get my change.

Lex: sige. Humayo ka at magpaligaya ka pa ng maraming bading!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Prangka ka talaga at str8 to the point. Hanga ako sa iyo.

Anonymous said...

PLASTIK1 Magpaka-totoo ka sister!

Anonymous said...

Saan ko ba sya makikiya? Sana masakyan ko rin si kuya...

pinoywatcher said...

ayyyy! ano naman ang taxi na ito? plate number pls. hahaha. as if!

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Anonymous said...

GAGA! Ba't di mo man lang kinuha ang number niya!

Anonymous said...

Sana masakyan ko din yan next time haha! Kaso super paminta ako kaya malamang di sya mag offer! Sa tingin ko may advantage din pag bongga ang pagiging gay kasi yung straight guys eh keri nila ang ladlad na bading kesa yung tago.. makapag ladlad na nga LOL!

JapaneseAdobo said...

sayang ang opportunity lol

Anonymous said...

ikaw na maganda

Steven said...

Did it really happen to the driver or is he just making a proposition to you to make happen what he wants to happen?

ethan h said...

Hi Lex.

Please delete my comment: did this really happen to the driver or is he proposing to you to happen what he wants to happen?

I used the wrong google identity. It isn't mine actually.

Thanks,

Anonymous said...

WE ADORE U LEX,,AT LEAST ISA KA SA DI IKINAKAHIYA ANG PAGIGING GAY,,DIBA,,,DI GAAY NG IBA JAN,,HALATA NA E,,OBVIOUS NA E,,TAGO PADIN,,WHAAHAHAHAH,,,NAGIGING STUPID AT KATAWA TAWA SILA SA IBANG TAO,,,

HAY NAKO,,SI KUYA DRIVER,,NAGING BISYOT WORK NARIN NYANG MAGPALIGAYA NG MGA GAYS,,WHAHAHAAHHH

LEX,,,FAITHFUL KAPALA SA BF MO,.SWERTE NAMAN NYA,,,HEHE

Erick Garcia said...

It has always been my fantasy to make out with a cab driver. Unfortunately, opportunities seem so rare. I always get the "manong" type drivers. *sighs

Anonymous said...

Is his car in yellow and green?
I was on my way to Lady Gaga's concert a few years ago in Araneta when I rode this super hot taxi driver that was such a tease!
unfortunately nawalan ako ng lakas ng loob and did not get his phone number! tapos na stress pa ako kasi late na ako for the concert!

until now I still wish that I will ride his taxi again!

SaParaisoNiXandro said...

Ako umamin din minsan sa isang taxi driver, nakainom ako that time. Medyo type ko yung driver pero ayaw niya. Sana makasakay din ako sa taxi na yan.

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