How To Prepare for Anal Sex

How to prepare for anal sex is one of the topics we discussed in "WTFu", the podcast of celebrity DJ Mr. Fu. It's a one-and-a-half-hour talk show on sex, sex and more sex. The podcast is in Tagalog. (image from realself.com)

Click here to listen to What The Fu September 26

The Machete Gallery

A performer at Galleria Mia Machete

Galleria Mia Machete is a new gay strip bar along Morato. The place was a former art gallery so it's pretty neat and clean for your typical strip bar. Entrance is PHP100. And a bottle of beer is at PHP100. And if you fancy any of their featured boys for the night you pay Php740 for the mandatory two orders of men's drink.

Their version of their "All-star-cast" production number

Here's a tip, go to the rest room in between dance numbers and you could see the dancers prepping their tools at the backstage. How cool is that?

Galleria Mia Machete is located inside the Creekside building just a few meters away from E. Rodriguez before you reach Kamuning.

Crazy Sex Talk

How can we burn more calories while masturbating? Can we fracture our penis with too much use? What could happen if we get to inhale the semen? How do we access the male G-spot?

These are some of the crazy sex questions we explored in this all-new podcast episode of What The Fu: Sep 19 with Star DJ Mr. Fu and guest co-host Lex Bonife. (Tagalog language)

Payment for "Extra" Services

image from sixthseal.com

Here's an inquiry regarding how much tip should one give to his masseur:

I was in this spa (Spada) yesterday afternoon and I met this guy named Aki (probably not his real name) who is very friendly and nice.Now, since it's my first time I really cannot compare it from any other massage spas but I have to say he really knows how to massage.I was felt so relaxed after that session. I also have to add that I had a good time. The only question that I have though - is 2K a reasonable price to give for the masseur aside from the payment for the massage itself?any opinions ideas to help me become a wiser customer the next time I go to these places will be very much appreciated.TY 

 The safe answer here is give to your heart's content. But my dear, practical friend from Singapore (you-know-who-you-are) would always put an economic perspective when it comes to paying "extra" for "extra" services.

He determines the "minimum wage" of the city as part of the equation. In Metro Manila, it's about a little less than 500 pesos.

So if  you pay 500 to 1000 pesos for a few minutes of extra manual labor on you. Then you shouldn't feel bad about it. Majority of people in Metro Manila work harder for 8 hours for less than 500 pesos.

I hope this give you another perspective on the cost of the "extra" labor work that you request for.

Massage Place Recommendation?

Hello Lex!

Can you suggest a massage parlor to me? Have you tried the heavenly touch in kamias? Thanks!

Jaco


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Hi Jaco,

I haven't tried the "Heavenly Touch" in Kamias. Is this place inspired by the Joel Lamangan movie of the same title?

Anyway, for your own safety, my suggestion is just to choose your masseur from their place and take him out for a home or hotel service. In that way, you could avoid unwanted intrusions (raids) from authorities and the GMA Imbestigador.

Be Safe and Enjoy!

Lex 

Sex with HS Buddy After 30 Years

Dear Lex,

I would like to share with you my experience three weeks ago. I'm a 45-year-old entrepreneur from Quezon city. Three weeks ago, there was a good-looking man who was staring at me as I was inside SM department store. The man who seemed to be ten years younger than me soon approached me. He called me by my name and he turned out to be Joey, my high school crush and classmate. about 30 years ago, I used to give him blow jobs.

He is now a successful architect, a family guy with two kids. And he still looks good. We ended up having dinner. I invited him to come over my place. And after more than three decades, I got to experience his dick again. And this time, he was more open. He gave me a torrid kiss which I never experienced from him back then.

It was such a memorable time. And I thought you'd be interested to hear about it.

Thanks!

Elijah

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Dear Elijah,

Congratulations! It sounds like a magical experience. Thanks for sharing and I wish you more exciting experiences to come.

Sincerely,

Lex

A Brilliant Gay Film

"Bwakaw" for me is probably the best gay film this country has ever produced. It is a very sensitive and poignant story on one thing that confronts many of us gay men: growing old alone. Please support this brilliant film starring Eddie Garcia and helmed by Jun Lana. Now Showing at SM Cinemas:

Sex Questions Answered

Star DJ, Mr. Fu

I had a great time guesting at the podcast of Star DJ Mr. Fu, where we answered a ton of sex questions from how-to-make-sex-interesting all the way to how-to-give-a-good-blow-job.

Watch the podcast: What The Fu with guest Lex Bonife. 

The X-cort

Daniel Deramayo for "The Escort"

The Escort is X-Rated. According to MTRCB, the sex scenes were "overwhelming". So at this moment, I could not tell when it will be commercially released.