Saturday, November 21, 2009

Want My Number?


While inside the mall, a gay man boldly approached me. And in his seductively feminine voice, he said "Ang pogi mo naman, nay number ka?" (You're cute. Do you have a number?)

And in my more feminine voice, I replied, "Oo. Number 4, Miss Venezuela!" (Yes, I do. I'm number 4, Miss Venezuela)

Then he turned his back at me.

5 comments:

Pipo said...

ROFL

mickeyscloset said...

i like it. antaray ha.. pro idol pa rin kita lex. hehe loveeettt!! (o offense meant to the other gay.)

Anonymous said...

Minorca Mercado? is that you?

Anonymous said...

Hahahah! Panalo!

Anonymous said...

yeah right! if i know you're the one who asked for his number! ;D