Monday, December 21, 2009

A Bottle of Gin


Thought for the Day:

A bottle of gin is the easiest way to the man's crotch. (note: This is true particularly in rural Philippines)

6 comments:

david said...

what a lovely thought. i am in shanghai at the moment and it is cold and rather lonely.

might you know of a rural filipino man living in china willing to accommodate me?

i like my gin served "straight up," with an olive. bombay sapphire, of course.

Anonymous said...

tried and tested ko na to. it worked and it did wonders!! i also tried pizza in rural batangas for those street basketball guys, i got 6 of them in my waiting mouth!!

line of flight said...

when i was just a young flower, this old bakla, from the backwaters of the province, told me its the 2-4-2 rule: 2 drinks, 4 minutes, 2 words, let's fuck.

Anonymous said...

MANANG must be serving cheap drinks of lambanog or whisky and Pop Cola (Gosh! God Bless). nowdays, its 2 J.W. Black straight, 2 lines of John Belushi special and 2 words - DROP DOWN! they call is DOS-POR-DOS-POR- DOS...lolz

Anonymous said...

In our province, guys call it "namamakla". Guys asked gays patrons for favors.. money...liquor... cellphone loads for sex.

maria g. said...

so true..