Sunday, March 28, 2010

Naked at the Balcony


Anyone felt the 6.0 earthquake that shook Metro Manila? I was naked inside my room getting ready for my afternoon nap when I felt my bed shaking. I thought i was getting dizzy but I soon realized it was an earthquake. Living on the 33rd flor, the shaking was more pronounced and I ran to my balcony naked knowing that there was a greater chance of being rescued if our building collapses. Then, I realized I must be lucky because it is more cinematic to be rescued naked.

I waited. But our building didn't collapse.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHO IS THE WRITER of this piece of shitty composition. it's not you Lex. i know you can do better (or you are on "E" hangover).

ןıuǝ oɟ ɟןıƃɥʇ said...

what is an "E" hangover?

stinky_dude said...

Extacccccccccccccy!!!

Anonymous said...

"E" eggplant as in talong...ask Tiger Woods...LOL!

note said...

"E" is MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, commonly known as Ecstasy.

ןıuǝ oɟ ɟןıƃɥʇ said...

i was asking about its connection to "hangover". whoever wrote hangover with it must have never taken it. MDMA is not like alcohol and does not produce adverse physiological effects like alcohol. it effects the seratonin receptors and re-uptake cells in the brain. overdoing it causes psychological depression, not physiological aches and pains!

note said...

The after effects are still referred to as an 'E hangover." What's ur point? U sound like a textbook. Bring it down a bit, dude!

ןıuǝ oɟ ɟןıƃɥʇ said...

never heard of it referred to as that. and that phrasing still makes no sense. it was always called the mid-week blues or Tuesday blues. of course, that was just at the time that it went from psycho-sacrament to club drug.

Anonymous said...

oh gosh...stop all the intellectual ping pong discourse about the comment. must we all have to understand all the way to the pharmacology of ecstasy and what it does to the person who took it?

read between the lines, it's as simple as that.

Andy Tejada said...

and so... you learned something from me ha! Remember we were talking about it (where to run, in case an earthquake strikes).... In fairness to your presence of mind!


ANDY

hugz said...

hahaha then it would be a dramatic scene if your building collapse and then recuers saw a victim naked. Thats cool... how i wish if i where the rescuer lols.