Friday, March 20, 2009
Albert And A Couple of Gay Men
One of the best blog writers I have ever stumbled upon on the net is Dr. Albert's blog.
The following is an honestly hilarious account when he admitted a suicidal gay man in the ER.
This is a case of a 23 year old patient who came in to the ER due to abdominal pain. This was a result of an intentional ingestion of several ferrous sulfate tablets all at once. It came after an ugly dispute with a domestic partner and an ongoing feud with a father.
I was in the middle of a late night dinner when a patient in vague epigastric distress was accompanied by a sister and a friend for consult. The patient has the physicality of a beauty queen: a svelte body, a smooth porcelain skin, silky long black hair, and hips that could launch a thousand ships.
"Ouch ang sakit!' the patient uttered in a deep tone of masculine voice while laying in a fetal position on the bed.
My hormonal expectations were instantly crushed upon hearing the patient's Darth Vader-like voice. Suprisingly, the curvaceous body was just induced by synthetic estrogen and the perfectly coned breasts were merely implanted artificially. The patient was a tranny (a transsexual aka a gay dude who dresses and looks like a female.) He could be easily mistaken for a woman if not only for his Michael Clarke Duncan vocal chords.
"Anong nangyari sa kanya?" I curiously asked.
Read the Full Post
Labels: gay life