Friday, March 20, 2009

Albert And A Couple of Gay Men



One of the best blog writers I have ever stumbled upon on the net is Dr. Albert's blog.

The following is an honestly hilarious account when he admitted a suicidal gay man in the ER.

This is a case of a 23 year old patient who came in to the ER due to abdominal pain. This was a result of an intentional ingestion of several ferrous sulfate tablets all at once. It came after an ugly dispute with a domestic partner and an ongoing feud with a father.

I was in the middle of a late night dinner when a patient in vague epigastric distress was accompanied by a sister and a friend for consult. The patient has the physicality of a beauty queen: a svelte body, a smooth porcelain skin, silky long black hair, and hips that could launch a thousand ships.

"Ouch ang sakit!' the patient uttered in a deep tone of masculine voice while laying in a fetal position on the bed.

My hormonal expectations were instantly crushed upon hearing the patient's Darth Vader-like voice. Suprisingly, the curvaceous body was just induced by synthetic estrogen and the perfectly coned breasts were merely implanted artificially. The patient was a tranny (a transsexual aka a gay dude who dresses and looks like a female.) He could be easily mistaken for a woman if not only for his Michael Clarke Duncan vocal chords.

"Anong nangyari sa kanya?" I curiously asked.


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1 comment:

Doc Albert said...

Lex:

Thanks for linking my article. Though I am quite baffled on how some gay guys (four of them, one from my blogsite, the other 3 on my Multiply) became hysterical and found the article offensive to their tastes. Taking out the issue of sexuality, the blog is just a funny little encounter that took place, which those flamers adamantly pronounced as homophobic. It just boils down on being proud on what your sexuality is. If a Chinese get poked fun at on tv show, me being Chinese I would not make a big fuss about it. Sad to say, some do.