I was in a bar a few nights when this good looking and obviously muscled bouncer caught my attention. My hormones raged and I was again, in a flirting mode.
LEX: sir, konti lang ba ang bading na mga pumupunta dito. (Do many gay men frequent this place?)
BOUNCER: meron din. (just a few)
LEX: Puro straight lang ang nandito, ano? (Most of the people here are straight, am I right?)
BOUNCER: Oo sir. (Yes, sir.)
LEX: Dito ka ba every night? (Do you work here every night?)
BOUNCER: Hindi sir, sa Pag Monday at Wednesday , sa Makati ako nagdu-duty. Pag weeekends, dito naman ako duty. (No sir. I do my duties in a bar in Makati every Mondays and Wednesdays. During weekends, my duty is in here)
LEX: Eh sa bahay ko, kelan ka puwede mag-duty? Minsan kasi kelangan ko ng bouncer e. (How about in my place, would you like to do some duties in there?)
BOUNCER: Kayo sir...(just let me know when...)
Numbers were exchanged. Fees were agreed upon. But the date was never confirmed. I was just testing my flirting skills.