Sunday, April 12, 2009
Stop Girls From Flirting
My almost a week of stay in Boracay have exposed me to some very uncomfortable situations -- girls in bikinis flirting with me.
It was a good thing my sense of humor was always ready to diffuse this awkward situation.
Here are a few of bits of my experiences that could serves as tips on how to ward off these seemingly cute and innocent girls flirting for your attention if you are a gay man. bu
Situation 1:
While I was jogging by the seashore, two girls in nice bikinis called my attention and asked me to take their photos. After I obliged to do so, one of the girls talked to me.
GIRL: Thank you. Are you alone? Where do you stay?
LEX: No. I'm with my family. That's a nice bikini. Where did you buy that? I would love to wear one.
Lex exits.
Situation 2:
I was at one of the well crafted beach chairs of Discovery Shores when one girl sat beside me. I was singing my heart out with my ipod playing an Eraserheads song. I looked at the girl who was beside me and continued singing. After my song, the girl talked to me.
GIRL 2: I noticed you were looking at me while you were singing. Were you singing for me?
LEX: Not exactly. But would you like to hear me sing some Mariah Carey songs? I hit the high notes really well.
The girl smiles. Lex grins.
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4 comments:
Situation 2 is my favorite.
haha. total pawnage! yeay! lol
applause Lex! Well done!
Lex, how do I shoo off girls flirting with my straight bf?
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