Friday, April 17, 2009

An Orgasmic Requirement



Dear Lex,

I'm a 24 year old female from San Juan. My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and we've had good sexual relationship

Recently, my boyfriend has had changes in his sexual behavior. Before he can achieve orgasm, he wants me to say in my lowest possible voice "Wow, pare sarap! Ang sarap ng fuck mo pare!"

What's wrong? Why do you think he's asking me to do this?

Thanks for your advice.


Confused Girl Friend


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of course, this is just a joke -- Lex

2 comments:

Herbs D. said...

an uber late april fool's post haha. I was like "OMG" while i was reading it. and then it just subsided when I found out it was just a joke.

"hantanga naman nung girl" yung tumatakbo sa isip ko while reading this haha.

Anonymous said...

ahaha. this is so funny. lmfao!! buti nlang joke.. kundi sasabunutan q n tlaga yung girl bat ang eng-eng nya.. peace!! xD